BONANZA

 Growing Pains

 By Wendy Drinkwater

Hoss is 14 and has left School.  Courtyard of the Ponderosa….


Hop Sing   
Mr.Cartlight…what time you going into town?  I got list….

Ben          
Any time now.  Once I’ve rounded up Hoss.

Hop Sing   
I think he in barn.

Ben          
Mm (he walks over.  Hoss is tending to a rabbit)

Hoss         
You eat plenty a this an’ it’ll make you strong.  I’m not gonna set you free yet.                 
Maybe in a couple a weeks.

Ben           
It’s lookin’ better already.

Hoss         
Yeah, the cut wasn’t as deep as I’d thought

Ben           
Er….you ‘bout set?

Hoss          
Ta go inta town, ya mean?

Ben            
Yes.  Hop Sing’s given me the list.  It seems ta get longer every trip.

Hoss          
Yeah, well, I’m thinkin’ a findin’ maself a job.  I can pay ma way then.

Ben              
You mean I can’t find you enough to do here? (smiling)  I wasn’t hintin’.

Hoss           
You don’t have have ta.  Hop Sing’s alus jumpin’ on me and ma clothes
 don’t fit proper.  I’ve hitched up the buckboard.

Ben             
I saw.

Hoss            
Er…did you check it over?

Ben              
Everything’s fine.

Hoss             
That’s a relief.  Adam’s comin’ later.  Reckon he’s seein’a girl.                     
He wouldn’t come right out an’ say so.

Ben            
That’s his business.

Hoss           
Yes, Sir.

Ben              
If we get a move on, we could be back before Joe returns from school

Hoss             
Boy, am I glad ta be outa that.  I got ta the stage where I’d wake up all                      
twisted inside jus’ thinkin’ ‘bout it.

Ben               
You seem more relaxed.  (they walk to the buckboard)

Hoss              
D’ya want me to drive?

Ben               
Sure, I’m in a leisurely mood.

Hoss               
You may not feel that way once we hit the road (grinning)

Ben                 
A few years from now you could be driving a team of six from the loggin’ camp.



Hoss                 
I’d like that!  There’s some power in them horses.

Ben                  
Yes.  (l. at him apprehensively!)

General Store.  Mr.Jenkins is the owner……

Jenkins             
Mornin’, Ben.  Hoss.

Ben                   
Mornin’, Bob.

Hoss                 
Mr.Jenkins.

Jenkins             
Looks like Hop Sing’s doublin’ up on everything (l.at Hoss).  I can see why.  Ain’t you stopped growin’ yet, boy?

Hoss                  
Reckon not.  I gotta stop soon though.

Jenkins              
How d’ya like bein’ “retired”?

Hoss                 
Outa school?  Fine, ‘ceptin’ I seem ta have more free time.

Jenkins              
You’ll have ta set him on, Ben.

Ben                    
I have, but he’s got boundless energy.  Hop Sing found him in the corral at 3.00 this mornin’.  He was none too pleased, ‘bout havin’ his slumbers disturbed.

Jenkins              
Havin’ trouble sleepin’, huh?  Tell you what…..I need some grain shiftin’.  Reckon you could handle it?

Hoss                  
Where to?

Jenkins               
From three wagons ta the barn out back.

Hoss                   
Sure.

Jenkins              
 Put in a day’s work,  you git a day’s pay.  What d’ya say, Ben?

Ben                     
Well, he’s not 15 til December…..

Jenkins                
Look at the size of ‘im.  It ain’t gonna be sweated labour.

Ben                      
I wasn’t thinkin’ of that.  I don’t like the thoughts of leavin’ him in town.

Jenkins                
He’ll be O.K. with me.

Hoss                     
I’ll be too busy ta roam the streets, Paw.  (pleading)

Jenkins                 
It’s 11.00 now.  It’ll  take him the rest a the day.

Ben                      
All right.  I’m outnumbered, but I expect you home suppertime.

Hoss                     
Sure Paw, I’ll take the shortcut.

Ben                      
That’s what I’m afraid of.  You be careful.

Hoss                     
Ain’t I alus?

Ben                        
Just try an’ be home before dark.  You’d best get started.  I’ve got ta see Mr.Bishop (Bank Manager).  Take care.

Hoss                      
Shortcut (grinning)

Ben                        
(silence!)
 
Hoss spends the rest of the day unloading the sacks and finishes around 4.00

Jenkins             
You’ve made good time, Hoss.  Didn’t doubt you for a minute.

Hoss                 
Er…..Mr.Jenkins…Ma horse is back home.  If you don’t mind, I’d best go now.  

Jenkins             
Certainly.  There ya go….your first day’s pay.  You did a good job. Couldn’t have stacked ‘em neater maself.  It’d taken me longer!  I know where ta come next time.  I’ll put in a good word for you.

Hoss                  
Thanks, Mr.Jenkins.  I’d appreciate it.  ‘Bye.

Jenkins              
‘Bye, son.  You take care now.

Hoss walks down the street and into the woods and sees Jenny coming from school…..

Jenny                 
Hi ya, Hoss.

Hoss                   
Jenny.  How’s school?

Jenny                  
Borin’.  I hope you realise how lucky you are (smiling up at him)  Whatya bin doin’taday?

Hoss                    
Workin’ for Mr.Jenkins.  He gave me a day’s wages for humpin’ sacks  a grain.

Jenny                   
I’ll let you buy me supper some time.  (he’s embarrassed)  Aw I’m joshin’.  Ya don’t want ta spend your hard earned money on wimmin.  Take good care of it.  Looks like you could do with some new clothes.  Hop Sing’s feedin’ you  too well.  You’d never git behind that desk now.

Hoss                   
I didn’t then, but I had a good view from the windersill!

Jenny                   
Oh yeah, Joe got into a fight taday.

Hoss                     
(sighs)  Dare I ask why?

Jenny                   
Well, I think he oughta explain, but the general gist is you’re takin’ on three of ‘em.  No date’s bin set yet.  See you around.

Hoss                     
Yeah.  ‘Bye, Jenny.  Hey…

Jenny                     
What?

Hoss                       
Er…everything O.K. with you at home?

Jenny                  
So-so.   You know.

Hoss                   
Well, don’t fergit what I tol’ you……

Jenny                 
 “If ya need any help…..”. Sure.  I’ve not forgotten.  You’re a good pal, Hoss.  (hugging him)   Mm….cuddly.  ‘Bye.

Hoss watches her skip off.  Back at the ranch…..

Hoss                   
Evenin’, Paw.  I made it.

Ben                      
Evenin’. Hoss.  In good time too.  Supper’s almost ready.

Hoss                     
I’ll tend ta Chub and see ta the rabbit.

Ben                       
Has it got a name yet?

Hoss                      
Nope.  I figger that’s up ta women ta name things.   Er…put this somewhere safe for me, please.  (handing over his wages)



Ben                        
I’ll have to hire you out more often!  Well done.

Hoss                      
 I enjoyed it.  He gave me a bonus.  Back soon.

Ben                        
In time ta wash up.

Hoss                       
Yeah.

Hoss goes to the barn.  Joe is polishing his pony’s bridle….

Hoss                       
Whatya say, li’l brother?

Joe                           
Oh hi, Hoss.  Where ya bin?

Hoss                        
Workin’ in town.

Joe                           
You gonna do it all the time?

Hoss                         
When I git free time here an’  if somebody needs me.  I…er…saw Jenny…..

Joe                            
An’ what did “Blabbermouth” have ta say?

Hoss                         
Don’t talk ‘bout her that way!

Joe                            
Aw, Hoss has got a girlfriend! Ho, ho, ho!

Hoss            
Cut that out!  What you bin up to?

Joe               
Nuthin’ much.



Hoss             
Don’t sound that way ta me.

Joe                
Billy was spoutin’ off ‘bout his brother.

Hoss             
So you had ta stick your oar in.

Joe               
Well, you could whup ‘im good!

Hoss             
I like John.  I don’t want ta take a crack at him!

Joe                
I thought you enjoyed a scrap.  It’s bin two weeks since the last one.

Hoss              
I don’t know what I’ve done ta git lumbered with somebody like you.  Move outa the way.

Joe                
Manners.

Hoss              
I gotta see ta Chub an’ the rabbit.  Then wash up afore supper.  Move!

Joe                
OK.  I’m through anyway.  Boy, you’re touchy lately.

Hoss              
You’re enough to make a parson swear.

Joe                 
An’ you sound more like Adam every day!  When’s he leavin’?

Hoss               
Dunno.  He’s not said any more.  Clear out!  Quit stallin’!  You can be a real……

Joe                  
Oooh (Hoss moves and Joe tries to leg him over)  Darn it!



Hoss               
Don’t talk like that.  I saw it comin’.  Like I keep tellin’ you… “anticipate your opponent’s moves”.  Makes life a lot easier an’ don’t let Paw hear you  cussin’.

Joe                  
You do.

Hoss               
Yeah, well….I’m older.

Joe                  
Why should that make a difference?

Hoss                
Beat it!

They have supper.  Ben and Adam are sitting quietly reading.  Hoss and Joe are at the corral looking at a horse…..

Joe              
What’s the bettin’ I could break ‘im before you?

Hoss            
There’s no contest.

Joe               
You turnin’ chicken?

Hoss             
No, I got more feelin’ for horses.  This un is fine boned.  It’d end up swaybacked if’n I rode him.  Hey, has Paw seen them spurs.

Joe               
Sure.

Hoss             
Like Hell he has….take ‘em off.

Joe               
You’re not my keeper.  Why should I?

Hoss             
You know they’re forbidden.  They can give an animal a lot a grief. You’ll never win their confidence diggin’ them in.  Where’d you git ‘em anyhow?



Joe                 
I traded ’em.

Hoss              
With what?!

Joe                 
Saddle blanket.

Hoss               
Which one?

Joe                  
Oh, it’s bin tucked up in the hayloft.

Hoss                
(sighs)  You’ve got a short memory, li’l brother….that’s the one we use for the brood mares.  Come next month Paw’s gonna be askin’ for it. You’ll have ta see if’n you can git it back.  You should alus ask before ya  take things.  Yeah, I  know ya didn’t, because you knew you were doin’ wrong.  Take ‘em off…bury ‘em….do sumthin’ before Paw or
Adam sees ‘em.

Joe                  
How come it’s alus me who gits picked on?!

Hoss                 
Probably ‘cos you never think of  what might happen!  Like this fight you’ve gotten me into!  Hopefully it’s a phase you’re goin’ through an’ the sooner it passes the better….for my sake.  I may leave home instead a Adam yet.

Joe               
You nearly alus say that.  Did you go through this phase?

Hoss             
One a many.  In my case it never stops.  Hurry!

Adam comes over…..

Adam            
Fine evenin’…..

Hoss              
Yeah.  You gonna work ‘im?



Adam            
The thought had  crossed my mind.  (moving to the barn where Joe scurried)

Hoss              
Er…Adam…..

Adam            
Yes?

Hoss              
Er…that stream…..which section d’ya want me ta clear?

Adam             
It’ll be obvious to you if you walk towards the mountains.

Hoss              
You mean I gotta walk the length of it ta find out?  You’re real helpful.

Adam            
The exercise will do you good.  (smiling)  Down by the meadow.  Though I                     
think the beavers have bin busy upstream.

Hoss              
I get your point.

Adam            
Where’s Little Joe?  I thought he was here, with you….

Hoss              
He’s in the barn.

Adam             
Polishing his bridle, no doubt.

Hoss               
Could be.  I ain’t sure.

Adam              
Ooh….it grates!

Hoss               
Sorry.  I’m not sure.

Adam            
 Better.  What’s it like earnin’a wage?

Hos                 
Oh I like it fine.

Adam              
You…er…didn’t find it too strenuous?

Hoss               
 Hell, no.  Sorry.

Adam              
Yep.  You’re growin’ up.  A man’s work’ll get you talkin’ like a man.  If you understand my meanin’.

Hoss                
I reckon.

Adam              
Just keep away from the “local talent”, or you’ll get into a load of trouble, and I’m not jus’ talkin’ about Pa, either.

Hoss                
I’ve got the message.  I’ll help saddle you up.

He does so and watches Adam work the horse…..

Hoss                
He’s a beaut.

Joe                   
Why don’t you try ‘im, Hoss?  He seems ta like ya.

Hoss                 
That’s ‘cos I keep feedin’ ‘im.  Same with me an’ Hop Sing.
(He takes a last look at the horse and then at Adam riding him and goes inside)

Joe                    
What’s wrong with him?  Is he in love?

Adam                
No.  He’ll be a giant among men, in more ways than one.
Here, your turn.  Go easy on the bit.

During the night Hopsing sees Hoss at the corral, petting the horse.  
Following morning….

Hop Sing            
Mr.Cartlight…..

Ben                   
Yes, Hop Sing?

Hop Sing            
I talk with you now?

Ben                   
Certainly.  What’s the problem?

Hopsing            
It Mr.Hoss.

Ben                    
Has he bin puttin’ frogs in the biscuit barrel again?  Because if he has…

Hop Sing             
Oh no.  He not done that for long time.  They only in jar short time.
He say they die without air.  Not that.

Ben               
Then what?!

Hop Sing        
He up in night again.  I see him by corral….talking to horse.

Ben               
Yes.  I’m sorry he disturbed you, Hop Sing.

Hop Sing        
I not mind because I think something troubling him an’ I wish to help.

Ben               
Has he said anything?

Hop Sing        
Huh, you know Mr.Hoss, he like Mr.Adam, if he got secret, he keep
closed.  I don’t think it any real problem.  Just growing up.  Maybe he
need more exercise….make sleep better.

Ben                
He unloaded three wagons of grain yesterday, then ran home!



Hop Sing         
He tol’ me.  He velly ploud of wages.  I think he need turn extra energy into something worthwhile…like job he did yesterday, but, also….he must learn discipline.  He velly strong now…by the time he reach 20 (shaking his pigtail) he will be velly big and velly strong.  He must learn how to get….er…..solly, my English no good!  (sighs)  To work well, he must learn how to use body ploperly…..yes?

Ben                
Yes.  (smiling)  What did you have in mind?

Hopsing         
My friend, Woo Chow….he saw Hoss fight.  He say same as me,
he velly strong now…one day could hurt somebody bad…maybe kill.

Ben                 
Uh…..he’s turnin’ into a big problem.  I found out from Jim Willy, by
chance I might add, that they’ve bin teachin’him ta indian wrestle.

Hop Sing           
Hoss not a problem.  He gentle, caring boy, but other men…he will need to watch them.  I watch, listen to people in town.  Some men want to see if they can beat him.  Now he must learn to face men and not hit back.  It velly difficult.

Ben                  
I understand.  I’ll be pleased to meet your friend.  He has some special regime?

Hop Sing           
He know different forms of martial arts which will build Hoss’ confidence
giving him inner strength and peace of mind.

Ben                  
Hoss has to agree.

Hopsing           
I think you will find him more than a willing pupil.

Ben                         
Just how many are there of you Chinese folk in Virginia City now? (Smiling)

Hopsing                  
Quite a few.  We are friendly, if left alone. My friend only wants to help.

Ben                          
I’ll speak to Hoss.

Hop  Sing                   
Er…it do Little Joe good too.  He not too young for discipline.

Ben                          
Mm.  You mean you’ve studied him as well?

Hop  Sing                   
Oh yes, but kept quiet.  Element of surprise always best.

Ben                          
Yes.  We’ll see about Joseph later.  I’d rather concentrate on Hoss at present.

Ben goes to Hoss in the barn………

Hoss                          
I’m just about through, Paw.

Ben                            
No rush.

Hoss                          
Er…is it OK if Joe an’ me go fishin’ Saturday?  That is if we finish our chores on time?

Ben                            
I don’t see why not (he sits on a bale of hay)  So you like working for Mr.Jenkins?

Hoss                         
 I’ll work for anybody who’ll pay me.

Ben                            
Mm.

Hoss                           
Aw, Paw, you know I’d help folks in a fix.

Ben                            
Yes and I’m pleased to hear it.  I’ve…er…just had a word with Hop Sing.

Hoss                           
Yeah, sorry I finished off the fruitcake.

Ben                             
(smiling) He didn’t mention that.

Hoss                            
Dadburn it!

Ben                              
You’re in his good books.

Hoss              
Makes a change.  He didn’t tell you ‘bout the coffee grinder either? (grinning)

Ben               
What about the coffee grinder?  (trying to be stern)

Hoss              
Tweren’t much….I put dried up bulrushes in it.

Ben                
You could’ve poisoned us!  Don’t do it again.

Hoss              
 I ain’t that stupid.  Beggin’ your pardon, Paw.  I tol’ him afterwards, straight afterwards.  Well, after he’d poured it out.  He figgered there was sumthin’ wrong ‘cos a the smell.

Ben                
Hop Sing has got a friend.

Hoss               
Only one?  I thought he had more’n that.

Ben                 
Do you mind if I finish?  (Hoss looks down at his bridle)
This Chinese friend apparently has bin watching you.

Hoss               
Yeah I reckon ‘bout three quarters a Virginia City have too.  I git this feelin’ every now an’ agin that folks’re starin’ at me.  Reckon I gotta git used to it ‘cos I ain’t gonna git any smaller.

Ben                  
He’s seen you fight.

Hoss                 
Now I didn’t start it, Paw!

Ben                  
You rarely do.  I know you didn’t start the last one. Apparently he’s a martial arts expert.



Hoss                 
I tried ta read a book on that.  Looks interestin’.  I tried ta do some moves without fallin’ over.

Ben                   
Well, Hopsing’s friend, Woo Chow, wishes to teach you properly.

Hoss                 
How much it is gonna cost?  I can handle maself pretty well without any fancy coachin’.

Ben                  
No man is invincible.  I’m pleased that you’re takin’ an interest in financial matters.  He’d teach you how to react in a heated situation. How to apply yourself when provoked.

Hoss                 
Ya mean back off?

Ben                    
In a dignified way….not always.  We..

Hoss                   
Who’s “we”?

Ben                     
Adam, Hop Sing, his friend and myself.

Hoss                   
(smiling)  I’m outnumbered.

Ben                     
We feel that you would benefit from such training.

Hoss                    
Will it teach me how ta lift heavier things (grinning)

Ben                     
Not necessarily heavier but so that you get the maximum effect without hurting yourself….build up your stamina, though you’re hardly lacking in that area.

Hoss                     
I know how to indian wrestle.  Jim Willy tol’ me he’d blurted it out to you.

Ben                      
Did you belt him for doing so?


Hoss                     
‘Course not!  He’s a pal.

Ben                      
Not everyone will be your friend.

Hoss                     
I know that.  I sense it in town with some a the men.

Ben                      
They’re jealous of you.

Hoss                     
Of me?!  Now if you’d a said Adam….aw, Paw….

Ben                       
It’s true.  They feel intimidated by you, so in a few years from now they’ll want to challenge you and you must learn to tolerate their goading.

Hoss                      
I do now!  I used ta get it at school.  All the way along the line. That’s one a the reasons I wanted ta leave.  I know it’ll alus be the same, Paw.  I’m not tryin’ ta run away from it.  I’m me an’ that’s all there is to it.  I’ll tell you this much though, I’ve learnt more in these past six months than I ever learned at school.  I feel a lot happier.
                            
Ben                        
You’ve bin readin’ more.  You’ve got a good, strong body and you ought to know how to use it properly.

Hoss                       
You mean I oughta cut down on eatin’.  Try tellin’ Hop Sing.

Ben                    
You know what I mean.

Hoss                  
If it’s gonna be expensive, I’d rather not start.  These things’re “on-goin’”.

Ben                   
You’ve obviously looked  into it yourself.

Hoss                  
It’s interestin’ an’ you know how the Chinese are with me.  I think I must be some kinda novelty.



Ben                    
I’ll have a word with Woo Chow.  You can go with me. Call it a birthday present.

Hoss                   
Make that Christmas too.  They’re both in December.   Reckon Woo Chow must be Cantonese, same as Hop Sing.   I’ll be able ta practice my pronunciation.   I’ll also know when Hop Sing’s swearin’ at me.  Will I still need ta chop wood with an axe? (grinning).

Ben                    
It’d be a good idea.  Just don’t practice on the furniture.

Hoss                  
I don’t need a special technique ta do that…it comes natural.  How ‘bout Joe learnin’ at the same time.

Ben                    
Funny you should mention that (sighs)  Like I said to Hop Sing,  I’ll think about it.

A few days pass and Hoss is helping to erect a Mission building in town.  Man called
Steve……

Steve                 
Hoss, you hold the ladder steady.  I ain’t got no head fer heights.

Hoss                  
It don’t bother me.  How ‘bout I go up for you?

Steve                
We don’t want no bowed rafters.

Hoss                  
Ready when your are.  Hi, Jenny…..

Steve                 
Keep your eye on your job.  No time ta be courtin’.

Hoss                  
Rest easy.  (l. up)

Jenny                 
I heard it was gonna be another saloon. Lord knows we ain’t got enough!

Hoss                  
Meetin’ house.  You O.K.?

Jenny                 
Couldn’t be better.

Hoss                  
You look different.

Jenny                  
I’m in love!

Hoss                   
Oh, who’s the lucky man?

Jenny                  
Mark.  Who else?  You shouldn’t need ta ask.

Hoss                    
Pardon me (trying to smile)  I take it he feels the same way?

Jenny                   
Sure.  Say, what about you?
 
Hoss                    
Too busy.  Hey, I gotta concentrate on this.  A man’s life could be in danger (trying to joke)

Jenny                   
See ya.

Hoss                    
Sure (watching her walk down the street)

Steve                   
Hey, Moose!

Hoss                    
The name’s “Hoss” and you’re safe.
 
They have a break…..Hoss is wondering where to sit….


Steve                   
C’mon over here, boy.  I’ll introduce you ta  rest a the men.

They welcome him but he doesn’t really take part in their conversations….



Hoss                    
Reckon I’ll make a start.  That wall?

Steve                   
What’s your hurry?  Tryin’ ta set a good example for the boss?

Will                     
I like your manners.  D’ya come from these parts?

Steve                   
His Pa owns a big spread outa town…”The Ponderosa”.

Will                     
Oowee!  How come he’s workin’ here then?

Steve                   
Reckon they don’t feed ‘im enough.  Probably eats ‘em outa house an’ home.  Did your girlfriend turn you down, boy?

Hoss                  
Nope.  She’s just a friend.

Will                   
Didn’t look that way ta me…the way you wuz eyein’ her.

Steve                 
Ah…let ‘im be.  He’s only 14.

Will                   
I’d taken ‘ im fer at least 20.  I’d had me ten wimmin by 14! I wuz 12 when I struck gold!

Steve                 
Yeah…me too, come ta think of it.  You alus remember the first.  She wuz 16.  I alus go fer older wimmin….pure honey. How old is she, Hoss?

Hoss                  
14….15 come October.

Will                   
Aw…ain’t that nice….he knows her birth date.

Hoss                  
We were at school tagether (getting up and stretching. Will gets up and faces him)



Steve                  
Enough, Will!  He’d kill you!

Will                   
What your Momma mate with anyhow….a bear?  I hate ta think what you’re gonna look like in another 14 years.

Steve                 
Darnsight prettier’n you,  if he stays a virgin!  You’ll be rottin’ in your grave if you carry on womanisin’. Take no notice, Hoss.  We’re alus joshin’ with each other.
.

Hoss                  
Yeah.  (he returns to work)

The end of the day….

Will                    
Well, I’m gonna git me a beer or two…clear the sawdust from ma throat.

Steve                   
Best thing you’ve said all day.

Will                     
How ‘bout it, Hoss?

Hoss                    
(downing a bucket of water)  I don’t drink alcohol.

Will                     
I’d like to see you down a beer like that!

Steve                   
Quit gaulin’ ‘im.  You’ve bin on all day.  He cain’t go into a Saloon…he’s too young.

Will                  
Never stopped me an’ he looks a darnsight older’n me when I first went in.  C’mon kid, I’ll vouch for you.  Let’s git the “initiation” over with before I die a dey…dehy…

Hoss                 
“Dehydration”.





Will                   
Yeah, like I said.  C’mon.  You an’ me make a good team.  Ya don’t bear any grudge, ha, ha.  ‘Course ya don’t, and ta prove it… I’ll let you buy the first round.  Might even find you a woman!

Hoss                   
I cain’t, Mister.

Will                    
Frightened of your Paw?

Hoss                   
I respect him.

Will                    
Aw, ain’t that nice.  A man should alus respect is Pa. Look, son, you work alongside growd men, you should drink along side ‘em.  So c’mon, time’s a-wastin’.

Hoss                   
The bartenders know me.

Will                    
 I reckon everybody knows you.  There cain’t be two the same.  If I remember rightly, Barney’s laid up with a bad back.  You should show him how ta lift barrels.  You’d make a good teacher.  There’s a new man, so who’s ta know?

This goes on whilst they’re clearing up…..

Hoss                     
OK., but only ‘cos I’m workin’ with you tamorrow. I don’t want no trouble.

They go to the Saloon.  Hoss gets drunk.  His blacksmith friend, Luke, comes on the scene….

Luke                     
Anything for a buck   (to the barkeeper)

Barkeeper             
What’dya mean?

Luke                      
He’s 14.  His Pa’ll skin ‘im.

Barkeeper              
How was I to know. Nobody said….

Luke                      
Figgers.  What’s he bin drinkin’?

Barkeeper      
Started off on beers….finished on rye.

Luke               
How much has he had?

Barkeeper       
Lost track a the beers.  He passed out on the 4th whiskey.

Luke                
He could end up brain damaged, thanks ta you scum.  Give ‘im his money  back.  An’ if you  so much as speak to ‘im agin, you’ll have me ta answer to.  Now give me some strong, black coffee.  I gotta git his on his feet.  He can spend the night at my place.

Luke gets him to his house/forge….

Luke                
How’dya feel?

Hoss                
Lousy.

Luke                
You’ll know what ta do next time.

Hoss                 
Paw…

Luke                 
I’ve sent word you’re spending the night here an’ tamorrow you can sweat it out in the forge.  I’ve bin watchin’ you lately.

Hoss                 
Yeah.

Luke                  
I’ll teach you a trade.  A town alus needs a good blacksmith,  an’ when I’m pushed, your Pa can let you help me out.  Livin’ on a ranch, there’re alus things ta fix.  If your Pa is in agreement you can serve an apprenticeship here.  I cain’t afford to give you a proper  wage, but I earn a steady livin’.  If your Pa sees fit ta help with feedin’ you, you can stay here free a charge, but mind me, and mind me good,  keep away from the likes a them. They’re nuthin’ but trouble.

Hoss                  
Yes, Sir.

Luke                 
More coffee?

Hoss                  
No thanks.

Luke                  
Well, sleep it off.  We’ve an early start.  You can face the music when your head’s clearer.  Somebody did me a good turn once. ‘Ceptin’ it was my Pa who was the drunk.  Now git some shut-eye.

The following morning Ben comes to town.  Luke has put his proposition to Ben….

Luke              
Hoss is in the forge.  He’s OK.  He’s bin up since dawn.

Ben                
Thanks, Luke. (walking through)

Hoss               
Paw…

Ben                
It had ta happen sooner or later.

Hoss               
Is that all you’re gonna say?!

Ben                
There’s no point in shouting.  Would you have me take a whip to you?

Hoss               
I might feel better.

Ben                 
Beatings never solved anything.  Though I admit I felt like it last night! Luke has told me what happened and I’ve agreed to his suggestion.  But, mark my words, Eric, if I hear the remotest story about you and saloons again…there’ll be more than trouble!  When you’re older you can socialise in such places, but think of the degradation to yourself, not just
 your family, if you overstep the mark.  You, above all people, should be
 wary about leaving yourself wide open to ridicule.  Work with Luke. He’s a good man and you can learn a lot from him.

Hoss                
Yes, Sir.

Ben                   
Good.  Keep busy and you’ll do all right.  Joe’s expectin’ you ta go fishin’ with him Saturday.

Hoss                  
I can still go?

Ben                   
You’ll upset Joe if you don’t.  (smiling, then serious)  What’s troublin’ you son?

Hoss                   
Jenny’s goin’ steady with Mark.

Ben looks at him but says nothing and goes out.
                                                     …………..
 The End


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