By Vicki Christian
      It was one of those hot summer mornings that made a lazy day by the lake 
      or a river a necessity; at least that was how Adam and Hoss Cartwright saw 
      it, unfortunately for the two boys, Pa saw things differently. He considered 
      that chores came first. The boys were in agreement as far as feeding and 
      grooming their horses was concerned, but there it stopped, in their opinion 
      chopping wood, weeding gardens and collecting eggs could wait until the 
      important business of swimming and fishing had been accomplished. It was 
      Saturday and for the hands the regular work of the ranch tended to stop 
      at midday unless there was a crisis or a deadline to meet. The boys were 
      usually required to do the yard chores as usual and then were free for the 
      rest of the day. However, the rest of the day wouldn’t start until the heat 
      was almost unbearable.
      Breakfast was a silent affair for the most part. Adam was sulking, Hoss 
      was following his older brother’s lead and the only animated person at the 
      table was Little Joe. The six-year-old was telling a long, complicated and 
      exaggerated story about how he had helped the foreman, Jake, the previous 
      day.
      In his bad mood, the chattering boy was more than Adam could stand and eventually 
      he blew up. “You did not hold the gate for Jake while he rounded up the 
      mares.” Adam glared at his baby brother and gesticulated with his fork. 
      “Jake sent you behind the gate to keep you out of the way.”
      “Did too.” Joe shot back.
      “You did not.” Adam replied forcefully, making Joe pout. When Adam continued 
      to glare at him, the little boy’s lip trembled and tears came into his eyes.
      “I did help, didn’t I, Pa. I’m a big boy now, ain’t I?” He appealed to the 
      only authority that he knew could make Adam back down.
      Ben gave Adam a look, which said just how he felt about older brothers’ 
      intolerance of their siblings. Ben had to go to town today, He did not want 
      to take Joe with him and he wanted to leave a happy small boy. “Yes, of 
      course you’re a big boy and you’re a great help to me and to Jake with the 
      chores. Now drink up your milk and you can help me saddle Buck for my trip 
      to town.”
      Joe’s small face lit up. “Can I come wiv you to town?”
      Ben patted the boy's head as he got up from the table, "Not today, 
      son, I won't be very long it's only a boring meeting and I'll be right back. 
      You're such a big boy now, you can help Hoss and Adam with the chores and 
      I'll see if I can find some candy while I'm in town. Might even manage some 
      wages for you when I pay the hands."
      Joe bounced in his chair, "See, Pa says I can help."
      Adam ignored the boy but grimaced and mouthed to Hoss, "Yard chores." 
    
 For the next hour Joe got in everyone's way but eventually Ben was able 
      to leave and the older boys started on the dreaded yard chores. 
      "Whats can I do?" Joe asked for the tenth time as Adam, tried 
      to spread fresh straw in Sport's stall.
      "Feed the hens, collect the eggs, feed the pigs, split the kindling, 
      fill the wood box, weed the vegetable patch and bring more hay from the 
      loft and then help Hop Sing, if its not dark by then." Adam grumbled 
      out the list of chores still to do. Then realising that Joe was looking 
      up at him in amazement he stood up and looked around, there wasn't much 
      a six-year-old could do without constant supervision but if he and Hoss 
      were to get away for a swim then they needed all the help they could get. 
      He ran his plan over in his head a couple of times and decided that it was 
      pretty much foolproof. He knelt down to his little brother and looked him 
      squarely in the eye.
      "You think you could take charge of a few chores all by yourself?"
      Joe nodded vigorously, "Sure, I can, Adam. Pa says I'm a real help."
      Adam raised an eyebrow but didn't challenge the statement. Pa had a different 
      view on help, obviously. "See that dipper over there?"
      "Uhuh," Joe nodded again.
      "Think you could reach the grain bin and fill the dipper then go feed 
      the chickens and collect the eggs and take them to Hop Sing?" 
      Joe's eyes widened for a moment; "I can do's that."
      With Joe happily occupied the rest of the barn work went smoothly and the 
      two older boys were soon finished. Hoss leaned against the barn door post 
      and sighed, "Its too hot to work. I wish we could go swimmin' now."
      Adam brushed a fly from his face and nodded, "So do I?" He considered 
      for a moment and looked across the yard to where Joe was happily talking 
      to the hens. "How about we feed the pigs then head out. Hop Sing won't 
      need wood until he cooks supper tonight and he isn't going to notice a few 
      extra weeds. We can bring down more hay when we get back, if we don't stay 
      too late."
      Hoss looked worried; "Pa won't like it?"
      Adam grinned, "How is he going to know? By the time he gets back everything 
      will be done." 
      "He didn't say how long he'd be. It's only one meeting."
      "Ah but I know that Mrs Hawkins and Mrs Russell will be there. They 
      are discussing the summer picnic and you know both of them will fuss over 
      Pa. Since last year they both think he needs a woman's hand and they both 
      think it should be their sworn duty to be the next Mrs Cartwright."
      Now Hoss' worry became near panic, "Pa wouldn't marry them would he?"
      Adam laughed, "Well, not both of them at once, no." Then seeing 
      Hoss's worried expression he relented, "No, of course not, but that 
      doesn't stop them trying. He's been a widower for over a year and they think 
      its time he socialised more." 
      "It's alright for you, you'll be gone to college in the fall, you won't 
      have 'em fussin' over you." Hoss grumbled.
      Adam put an arm around his brother's shoulders, "Neither will you. 
      Pa's been married three times and I guess he could always marry again but 
      there is one thing I'm sure of it won't be either of those two ladies."
      Hoss nodded then turned his attention to more important things. "I'll 
      saddle the horses while you sneak into the kitchen and get some grub for 
      a picnic."
      Adam scowled, "Why don't you do the sneaking?"
      "'Cos Hop Sing al'las catches me." Hoss retorted.
      Adam couldn't argue with that.
 Little Joe loved the chickens, he had given each one a name and he talked 
      to them as he fed them. He very carefully collected the eggs; the dipper 
      becoming so heavy he had to carry it with two hands in to Hop Sing. He was 
      thrilled when the Chinese cook praised him and gave him a cookie for helping 
      out. Outside in the yard again he looked for his brothers but they were 
      nowhere to be found. He checked the pigpen where the old sow and her piglets 
      were happily eating, no sign of Adam or Hoss. Then he went to the vegetable 
      garden; still no brothers but the weeding hadn't been done. Joe had helped 
      Hop Sing lots of times and he was sure he knew which were weeds. Carrots 
      had the nice feathery tops and the squash were already formed so he knew 
      which to leave alone there; onions had a funny smell and long green tubes 
      for leaves, and the cabbages were already being cut. This was easy; anything 
      small must be a weed. He knelt down in the dirt and began pulling up anything 
      that didn't already look like one of the vegetables that appeared on the 
      dinner table. Some came out easily but some were hard for his small hands 
      to remove. They broken off and the roots stayed put. He sniffed his hands, 
      they smelled nice, that last weed had smelled a bit like the peppermint 
      candy Adam loved. He got to thinking about candy and pulled up several carrots 
      by mistake; never mind he'd give them to his pony. Soon the garden looked 
      much clearer with quite big patches of earth with no weeds at all.
      Joe was tired now, so he wandered into the barn to give the carrots to Shadow. 
      He noticed that Chubby and Sport were missing; Jake, the foreman, must have 
      called his brothers away to some urgent job. He fed Shadow and then wondered 
      if he could help some more; sure he could, he was a big boy now. As he crossed 
      the yard Hop Sing was calling him for lunch so chores would have to wait. 
      He glanced at the pump but made do with rubbing his hands vigorously on 
      his pants. He looked at them, they weren't real clean but maybe Hop Sing 
      wouldn't notice. He headed for the kitchen with a man-sized appetite, so 
      big that Hop Sing was surprised.
      "You get hungry, working." Hop Sing smiled. "Bring eggs and 
      help brothers." He looked to the door, "Where brothers?" 
      
      "Dunno, Jake musta needed 'em for somethin'." Joe tucked into 
      his soup and crusty bread, while Hop Sing hovered nearby. "I works 
      hard, Hop Sing. Pa says I'm a real help."
      Hop Sing's head bobbed agreement while he got back to his kitchen chores.
      Joe scraped the bowl clean and slipped from his chair. "You need more 
      help?" he asked.
      The cook smiled at the small boy with the eager expression, but shook his 
      head. "You go play. Hop Sing call if need." 
      Joe knew he could help some more, even if Hop Sing had no chores for him. 
      If his brothers were busy then he'd help out and they'd be real pleased 
      with him; maybe even taking him fishing. He tried to recall all the jobs 
      on Adam's list. Hay, they needed more hay in the barn from the loft. He 
      glanced at the ladder; it was high and went straight up. He wasn't supposed 
      to climb it unless a grown-up was there with him. But Pa had said he was 
      a big boy now, so maybe that allowed climbing ladders. He had been into 
      the hayloft hundreds of times with his brothers, so the ladder was no problem. 
      He wondered why Pa made such a fuss about it. The hay bundles were heavy 
      and he knew that Adam would have hooked them to the pulley and lowered them 
      down to Hoss, but he was alone. He couldn't lift the bundle on to the hook, 
      darn it! He pushed one with his foot and it moved quite easily, sliding 
      on the loose hay. That was it. He'd push them over. He checked below to 
      make sure that no one was in the centre of the barn. Yep, it was all clear, 
      no sign of anyone. He pushed the first bundle over easily, it split open 
      when it hit the ground, but that didn't matter, they needed to open them 
      to feed the horses anyway. The second was harder as he had further to push 
      it and the third was stacked and he had to pull it down on to the loft floor 
      first. It fell on top of him, knocking the wind out of him and he had to 
      struggle to get out from under it. This yard chores business wasn't as easy 
      as he'd thought, but the idea of wages and how proud his father would be 
      kept him working. Once the hay was in the barn below he scrambled down the 
      ladder and spent half an hour just jumping in and out of the pile until 
      it was scattered all over the barn. It looked a mess and he tried to rake 
      it up, but the big wooden rake was too heavy for him. He surveyed the scene; 
      oh well, he had helped. Adam and Hoss could rake it up later. He wondered 
      where they were. Probably filling the wood boxes by now, he guessed.
      He wandered around to the back of the house but there was no sign of his 
      brothers just two empty wood boxes and a huge pile of logs. He wasn't supposed 
      to touch the ax or the hatchet but Pa had said he was a big boy now and 
      he had heard stories of his brothers doing this sort of chore when they 
      were young. Adam and Hoss must be busy with the horses someplace. He'd just 
      see if he could do it. The large ax was buried in a big old block they used 
      for chopping, he reached up and pulled at the handle, it moved down but 
      the head of the ax remained firmly embedded in the block. He pulled really 
      hard but it wouldn't budge. He wiggled it a bit and pulled again, this time 
      it came clear of the block and he fell backwards in surprise with the ax 
      on top of him. He scrambled to his feet and tried to lift the ax, it was 
      way to heavy for him. He sighed and let it rest on the ground. If he couldn't 
      split the logs, at least he could take some inside for the cookstove, then 
      maybe he could do the kindling. 
      He couldn't manage the log box once it was full, so he dragged the box to 
      the kitchen door and filled it. Two or sometimes three logs at each trip 
      was as much as he could carry, so it took the better part of an hour to 
      fill the box but he felt very proud when it was done; now for the kindling.
      The little hatchet was much more his size and he lifted it easily. He had 
      seen both Adam and Hoss making kindling since he could walk and it looked 
      easy; you just held the big piece of wood and sorta whittled bits off. His 
      first attempt produced 
      nothing, then he remembered what Adam had told him about the grain in the 
      wood and he turned the log on its end, much better a tiny piece came off 
      when he swung the hatchet. He put a foot up on the block and held on to 
      his chosen log, bringing the hatchet down again, narrowly missing his fingers 
      but embedding the hatchet into the log. Several attempts were required before 
      a rather large piece split from the main chunk. A grin from the young ax-man 
      and he was away.
      
      Ben rode with a smile on his face. It had been a good meeting, not too long 
      and in Ben's opinion that always improved the quality of a meeting. Mrs 
      Russell had been unable to attend as she was suffering with an attack of 
      the quinsy. He knew he shouldn't smile about that but he couldn't help it. 
      The idea of that woman without a voice gave him a certain amount of pleasure. 
      Clementine Hawkins had attended but he had managed to slip away while she 
      was haranguing poor Henry Murray about who should run the cake stall at 
      the picnic. Henry had the unfortunate task of organizing this year; Ben 
      had been real pleased to avoid that chore, he'd done it a few years ago 
      and once had been enough. He had deliberately avoided the mercantile in 
      case she should follow him and had decided forego his usual beer in the 
      Silver Dollar in case she caught up with him on his way to the livery stable. 
      His only stop had been to pick up the mail and he had made that a hurried 
      one, upsetting Charlie a little at his refusal to be drawn into conversation.
      The yard was deserted as he rode in and he dismounted and led Buck into 
      the barn. He stopped suddenly almost getting trodden underfoot by Buck who 
      wasn't expecting to halt. Hay was everywhere. The boys must have had a hay 
      fight, well it might just be excusable for Hoss, but Adam was eighteen years 
      old and whatever their ages they should have cleared it up afterwards. He 
      carefully stepped around the hay to lead Buck to his stall and noted that 
      the boys' horses were missing. Gone fishing, no doubt. He thought. Well 
      they would clear this up when they got back and spend a few days tidying 
      the barn as a lesson. 
      He unsaddled Buck and rubbed him down and then headed for the house. He 
      could hear Hop Sing well before he got to the kitchen. He rounded the end 
      of the passage from the dining room with caution. Hop Sing had been known 
      to throw pots and pans when in a temper. The Chinese cook was yelling as 
      he went about preparing supper. 
      "What is it, Hop Sing? What's the matter?" Ben asked, tentatively.
      At first he was met with a stream of angry Cantonese, but Hop Sing calmed 
      for all of five seconds at the sight of his employer and then launched into 
      a mixture of English and his own language when words failed him.
      Ben gathered that someone had pulled up his vegetables, carrots, turnips, 
      radishes and a whole patch of herbs were gone.
      "Alright, Hop Sing, I'm sure its not a thief. I told the boys to help 
      with the weeding, but I can't understand why Adam and Hoss wouldn't know 
      which were weeds and which were vegetables or herbs." A puzzled frown 
      settled on his forehead, there was something wrong here. Had the boys been 
      in such a hurry to go swimming that they hadn't taken enough care? "I'll 
      find out who did it and we'll see about getting more planted."
      Hop Sing threw up his hands in despair, "Not grow in day. Not get done 
      to use for suppa."
      Ben nodded, "I know Hop Sing, I know, and believe me those boys will 
      know when I find them." He glanced around the kitchen, "Where 
      are the boys?" His eyes narrowed, "They haven't gone fishing or 
      swimming without finishing the chores have they?"
      "Not here eat, Lil' Joe say gone help Mr Jake." Hop Sing went 
      back to his cook stove, less angry but still out of sorts. "Hop Sing 
      no time to watch boys."
      Ben took the implied reprimand and decided to try one more question, "Where's 
      Little Joe then; he's not helping Jake, is he?" Ben couldn't really 
      imagine why anyone would need to help Jake unless there was a crisis. It 
      was Saturday afternoon and the hands were either in the bunkhouse or on 
      their way to town. In fact, come to think of it, he had passed a group on 
      his way home and he could have sworn Jake was among them.
      "Lil' Joe feed hens, bring in eggs, then him go play."
      Ben's frown deepened, so Adam and Hoss had got Joe to do some of the chores. 
      He couldn't blame them for that too much, Joe did tend to get in the way 
      when he wanted to help and collecting eggs was a fairly safe chore, for 
      the boy if not for the eggs. "I'll take a cup of coffee with me and 
      go find him then." He poured coffee into a clean cup and headed for 
      the back door.
      He could hear the sound of an ax so the boys must have come back. He was 
      about to call this information to Hop Sing when he barked his shins on the 
      woodbox, carelessly left half across the doorway. Well at least it was full. 
      Full! If it was full why could he hear chopping, neither of his sons believed 
      in doing more than the minimum when it came to yard chores. Ah, kindling! 
      He rounded the corner of the house to the woodpile and stopped, his mouth 
      open, afraid to say anything lest he scare the young woodsman.
      Joe completed his task on this particular log and gathered the chips to 
      put in the basket. As he looked up he saw his father watching, "Pa!" 
      he squealed joyfully, "Yous back." He pointed to the wood basket 
      now about half full of wood chips. "I's helpin' with the yard chores. 
      Adam and Hoss had to go someplace."
      "Oh did they, indeed." Ben muttered under his breath. "I 
      can see you are being a great help, but why don't you let Pa finish the 
      job." Ben smiled down at his young son. "You must be real tired 
      with all this work."
      Joe nodded and allowed Ben to take the hatchet from his hand, "I collected 
      the eggs and fed the chickens, an' weeded the garden and got the hay from 
      the loft ready for the horses." Joe rushed out, before sinking to the 
      porch step to watch as his father made short work of the remaining kindling. 
      
      Well that explained a lot. Ben finished filling the basket and picked it 
      up, "Why don't you and I go see if Hop Sing has some milk and cookies 
      and you can tell me all about your day and… where those brothers of yours 
      have got to.
      
      Once comfortably seated on Pa's knee with a large glass of milk and a plate 
      of oatmeal cookies, Joe was only to happy to relate all the things he had 
      done.
      "See Pa, Adam ast me to help and he tol' me a whole lot o' chores that 
      we had to do."
      "Oh, he did, did he?" Ben commented.
      "I jus' said he did, Pa. You gotta listen and I'll tell ya." 
      Ben raised an eyebrow but stayed quiet, this should be quite some story. 
      
      "I fed the chickens and got all the eggs for Hop Sing, even the ones 
      they was sittin' on. Betsy didn't wanna give me hers but I talked to her 
      and she let me have it" He said proudly. "Then I goes back to 
      Adam to get more chores, but he weren't there and Hoss was gone too. I guess 
      Jake wanted them for somethin'… so"
      "Not half as much as I want them." Ben muttered.
      "Pa, you gotta listen and not interup' when I'm talkin'" Joe scolded.
      "Sorry, son. You go on."
      "I 'membered all the stuff Adam said. I gotta good memory, don't I. 
      Pa?"
      "Uhuh, for some things you do." Ben answered recalling all the 
      instructions forgotten five minutes after receiving them.
      "I weeded Hop Sing's garden, some was quite hard but I got 'em all. 
      An' I got the hay from the hayloft but I couldn't rake it, cos the rake 
      is too tall but I 'specs Adam can do it when he gets home." 
      "I 'specs he can too." Ben thought, but mindful of his young son's 
      instructions he kept quiet.
      "Then I fills the wood box and Adam showed me how to cut the kindlin' 
      so I dids that too. I almost finished when you came but I coulda done it."
      "Yes, son, I'm sure you could too, you've worked real hard and I'm 
      proud of you." He gave Joe a hug. "I think maybe you should leave 
      the chopping until I can show you how to do it properly and perhaps not 
      go into the hayloft on your own until you’re a little older."
      "Adam already showed me." Joe protested.
      "I'm sure he did, but let Pa show you too. It would make me happier, 
      huh?"
      Joe was so pleased at his father's praise that he didn't argue, ''kay, Pa. 
      You can show me tomorrow."
      Adam's black head surfaced from the cool, smooth waters of the lake and 
      he lay back and floated, watching the seagulls circling lazily overhead 
      and then swooping on fish below the surface. Hoss was a few feet away copying 
      his brother's actions or lack of them. It felt good to have the warm sun 
      on his skin and not a care in the world. Adam glanced at the mountains and 
      shivered, the sun was lower than he had expected. They had better be getting 
      home there was still a lot of work to do before Pa got back from town.
      He pushed for the shore and called over his shoulder to his brother, "We'd 
      better be getting back or Pa'll find out we didn't finish the yard chores 
      before we left."
      "Uhuh," Hoss muttered, lazily turning over and striking out for 
      the shore with his version of a doggy paddle. All the Cartwright boys were 
      good swimmers Pa had made sure of that but Hoss felt too sleepy to put in 
      much effort. By the time he hit the shore, Adam was rubbing himself vigorously 
      with the towel and he tossed it to Hoss as he grabbed his shirt and pants 
      from the bushes.
      'C'mon, get moving, we don't have much time."
      Hoss nodded but made no effort to rush. Adam was always bossing him around 
      and today he didn't feel like hurrying.
      Finally, ready to ride, Adam led the way back through the mountains toward 
      the ranch. Once they hit the meadows they made a race of it, which Adam 
      won as he invariably did. They slowed their pace as they entered the yard, 
      no sense if having Jake on their backs about running horses in the sun. 
      But Jake wasn't around; someone else was though. 
      Adam's face went pale as he led Sport into his stall and saw Buck contentedly 
      munching on hay. Hay… heck there was hay all over the place. What on earth…? 
      All Adam's thoughts on the hay vanished as a shadow fell over the barn entrance 
      and a voice said coolly, "Afternoon, boys. Would you care to explain 
      where you've been and what this is supposed to be." Ben indicated the 
      heap of hay and the surrounding mess.
      Adam really didn't care to explain, in fact, looking at the hay he wasn't 
      sure he could explain. He glanced across at Hoss who was looking just as 
      guilty and just as puzzled as his older brother. 
      "Uh, I… I… I don't know…" Adam stuttered.
      Ben's expression changed from one of curiosity to one of approaching anger. 
      "You don't know where you've been or you don't know how this happened?" 
      He indicated the hay. "Put up your horses and come into the house. 
      I'll explain the second and you had better think up a darn good excuse for 
      wherever you were when it happened." With that he turned and strode 
      back to the house.
      "He's pretty angry." Hoss observed, "Real angry."
      Adam nodded and blew out a breath, "Yep, and I bet little brother is 
      behind this." He waved a hand at the state of the barn.
      Never had two horses been groomed and fussed so much for so long, but eventually 
      the boys knew that any more procrastination would only make their father 
      angrier than he was already. 
 Adam pushed open the heavy planked door very slowly to find Ben seated 
      in his chair with Little Joe on his knee and a storybook in hand. At the 
      boys' entrance, Ben closed the book and gave Joe a hug. "We'll finish 
      it at bedtime, you run along and help Hop Sing with supper."
      Joe slid from his father's knee but stood still, "Whats if Hop Sing 
      don't need no help?"
      "Oh, he will, if you tell him that I asked if you could." Ben 
      assured his small son. "I need to talk to your brothers about yard 
      chores."
      Joe brightened, "You gonna tell 'em how good I did 'em?"
      "I'm sure your hard work will be discussed, now you go help in the 
      kitchen." Ben patted his son's bottom and smiled at him.
      "You be sure to tell 'em." Joe repeated as he headed for the kitchen.
      Ben waited until Joe was out of sight and hopefully out of earshot and then 
      he got to his feet. "We'll start with where you two have been for most 
      of the day?"
      Adam just avoided a sigh and a roll of his eyes, Pa knew darn well where 
      they'd been. "We went swimming." 
      "See, it was real hot and we figured…" Hoss began, ignoring the 
      warning look from his older brother.
      "You figured that I wouldn't be back until almost supper, right?" 
      Ben interrupted.
      "We were going to finish the chores just as soon as we got back, none 
      of them were urgent. They could have waited until it was cooler." Adam 
      explained more in hope than conviction.
      "Did you see Jake or any of the hands swimming, or lazing around this 
      morning?" Ben asked.
      "Uh?" Hoss looked truly puzzled.
      Adam, however, had understood. "No, sir."
      "No, you didn't, because they are responsible and they know they are 
      paid to do a half day on a Saturday, as are you. They did their work then 
      headed for town. You on the other hand decided that you could do as you 
      pleased and persuaded your younger brother to disobey into the bargain." 
      Ben was beginning to work up into a full temper at this point. 
      Adam knew from bitter experience that this was the time to keep quiet and 
      hope Pa would get it all out and then cool off before another answer was 
      required. He hoped his younger brother would avoid making the situation 
      worse. 
      Ben was in full flow now, "You were puzzled by the hay on the barn 
      floor? Well, that arrived there because your six-year-old brother decided 
      to do your chores for you. He climbed into the loft and pushed hay bundles 
      over the edge. Can you imagine how dangerous that was?" He was now 
      wagging an accusing finger at Adam. "He also pulled up half of Hop 
      Sing's vegetables, so don't expect a good supper or a happy cook for some 
      time."
      Hoss swallowed hard, he loved his food and had been contemplating whether 
      Pa would send them to bed without supper, but to hear that Hop Sing was 
      upset was much worse, that meant food would be short for several days.
      Adam shifted nervously from one foot to the other and absently rubbed his 
      ear. 
      "To cap it all he decided that he could chop kindling and I came home 
      to find him about to sever his fingers with an ax."
      Oh boy, that one was going to cost them. Adam stared at the pattern on the 
      rug, tracing the black lines in his head and avoiding all contact with his 
      father's angry eyes.
      "Well, what have you to say for yourselves?" Ben demanded, looking 
      directly at his eldest son.
      Adam knew there was no defence, "We're sorry, Pa. I never thought Little 
      Joe would try to do the chores. I only asked him to collect the eggs… I 
      mean that isn't dangerous and he's good with the hens…"
      "You didn't think; you didn't take him with you either, did you. That 
      little boy worked all day because he thought you were helping Jake with 
      some emergency. It never crossed his mind that his two brothers, whom he 
      adores, would go swimming without him." 
      Pa was off again and silence was still the best option, but Hoss had yet 
      to learn that. "We never meant him to do the chores, Pa, an' we woulda 
      taken him but he's such a…" 
      "He's what? A nuisance, too small, a pest… and all the other things 
      you call him when it's not convenient for you to look after him or play 
      with him. Well let me tell you that little boy thought he was helping you 
      two, that's how much he cares about you and you let him down. You let me 
      down." 
      Ben paused to give effect to his last words. "Tomorrow you can start 
      making it up to him and to me. After church you will clear up the barn until 
      I can't see a single strand of hay out of place. Then you will cut a cord 
      of wood apiece and a basket of kindling each."
      "But tomorrow's Sunday and we was gonna…" Hoss started then wisely 
      stopped before mentioning the fishing trip they had planned.
      "Yes tomorrow is Sunday, a day of rest for Little Joe and me and for 
      Hop Sing. You will also do all Hop Sing's chores for the day. On Monday 
      you will go to town and buy whatever vegetables, herbs and seeds Hop Sing 
      needs to replace those that were lost. Is that clear?"
      Both boys nodded, then remembered to whom they were talking. "Yes, 
      sir." 
      Ben nodded too, his temper finally cooling a little. "Hoss, every afternoon 
      next week you will find something to amuse your little brother. You," 
      he indicated Adam, "will read his bedtime story every night. And I 
      think a week of yard chores might focus your minds and avoid your pay packet 
      being a little lighter." He finished, with a final jab of his finger 
      at Adam. "Now go get washed up for supper and apologise to Hop Sing 
      and to your little brother and thank him for doing your chores."
 Both boys kept their thoughts to themselves until they reached the wash 
      house and then both groaned.
      "All of Sunday gone." Adam sighed.
      "Hop Sing mad at us." Hoss grumbled. "And playing with Joe 
      every day 'stead a' my friends."
      "Yard chores for a whole week!" they said together.
      The door to the wash house burst open and Joe fairly bounced in, "Pa 
      and me is goin' fishing and swimmin' tomorrow and he gave me a whole quarter 
      for doin' your chores."
      Both brothers tried to ignore him, but Joe wasn't about to be ignored. "Pa 
      says I'm a real ranch hand. I bet ya next week I could earn a whole dollar. 
      You got any chores I can do fer ya?"
      "Oh yeah," Adam grimaced. "Plant seeds, clean the barn…" 
      then he remembered what had gotten him into all this trouble. "Nah, 
      nothing a real ranch hand like you would want to do, just kids stuff." 
      He shook his head at Hoss and rolled his eyes. "You just stick with 
      the chores Pa gives you, he's the boss."